Interesting Stuff From Email: 2006

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Meaningful story?

A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar
from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the
floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be
exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes.

Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the
cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's
Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited
patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention but he was too
busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise.
Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could
muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it
on the glass counter. That did it!

"And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone
of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in
ages," he said without waiting for a reply to his question.

"Well, I want to talk to you about my brother," Tess answered
back in the same annoyed tone. "He's really, really sick... and I want
to buy! a miracle."

" I beg your pardon?" said the pharmacist.

" His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his
head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how much does
a miracle cost?"

"We don't sell miracles here, little girl. I'm sorry but I can't
help you," the pharmacist said, softening a little.

"Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I
will get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs."

The pharmacist's brother was a well dressed man. He stooped down
and asked the little girl, "What kind of a miracle does your brother
need?"

" I don't know," Tess replied with her eyes welling up. I just
know he's really sick and Mommy says he needs an operation. But my Daddy
can't pay for it, so I want to use my money."

" How much do you have?" asked the man from Chicago.

"One dollar and eleven cents," Tess answered barely audibly.

"And it's all the money I have, but I can get some more if I
need to."

"Well, what a coincidence," smiled the man. "A dollar and eleven
cents---the exact price of a miracle for little brothers. "

He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped
her mitten and said "Take me to where you live. I want to see your
brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you
need."

That well dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon,
specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed free of
charge and it wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing well.

Mom and Dad were happily talking about the chain of events that
had led them to this place.

That surgery," her Mom whispered. "was a real miracle. I wonder
how much it would have cost?"

Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a miracle cost...one
dollar and eleven cents . plus the faith of a little child..

In our lives, we never know how many miracles we will need..

A miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the
operation of a higher law.. I know you'll keep the ball moving!

Here it goes. Throw it back to someone who means something to
you!

A ball is a circle, no beginning, no end. It keeps us together
like our Circle of Friends. But the treasure inside for you to see is
the treasure of friendship you've granted to me.

Today I pass the friendship ball to you.

Pass it on to someone who is a friend to you.

Duh!

Wingardium Leviosa!

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Four kite strings in a bar

Four kite strings stop in front of a shady looking bar.
The first kite string say: "I'm going in for a beer." He goes in and the bartender says: "Hey, we don't serve kite strings in here." So he walks out.
The second and third kite strings go in with the same results... Get out, we don't serve kite strings in here!
The fourth kite string takes off his hat and places his hand on top his head rubbing his hair around and tangling it. He places his hat back onto his head and boldly goes into the bar. The bartender looks at him kind of questioning, and says: "Hey, aren't you a kite string!?!"
The kite string takes off his hat and bows, saying, "No, I'm a frayed knot."