Saturday, May 13, 2006

Japanese

[Forwarded by Yunxin]

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the Subang airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.
The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.

A Toyata Camry overtook the taxi.....zoom....

Jap: Look ..look..Toyota!! ...very fast!!! made in Japan!Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia
Driver: yah....

After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.

Jap: look.. look.. Nissan!!!..very good!! very fast! made in Japan! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia
Driver: yah....yah...

After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom.

Jap: look.. look.. Honda!!. very GOOD!!.very fast!!....made in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia
Driver: yah...yah...yah....!

Arriving at the airport. Jap going to pay the taxi driver.

Jap: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge!!
Driver: Noooo .. look... look.. meter!!..very good!!....veryfast!.. Made in Japan!

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