Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

[Forwarded by Jane]

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and...

Question: "What would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino or Coffee?"
Answer: " Tea, please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honeybush>tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea "
Question: "How would you like it ? Black or white ?
Answer: "White"
Question: "Milk or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat's milk or cow's milk"
Answer: "With cow's milk, please.
Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: "! Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "Oh! I think I'll just die of thirst."